In which S.Memory is stupid and clumsy and an idiot

Me: Hmm, I've had this eyebrow ring in for three months, maybe I can finally change it... [poke poke poke]

[End piece falls off, falls down sink]

Me: D8!! ...Well, guess I have to change it now... -_______________-

[school!]

[buying stuff!]

Me: Okay, which way does this thing unscrew? [fidget fidget fidget]

[Ring slips, falls down school sink]

Me: ...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Random Girl: o_____o [scoots away]

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Yes, this actually happened last week. Yes, I am stupid and clumsy. >_>

...So how about those DDoS attacks?

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In other news, I have three papers due next week (NOOOOO), and a short that needs filming tomorrow morning (YAAAAAY), with no one to actually film (NOOOOO). I need more college friends...